Giants plugging Kyle Crick and not mentioning his absurd walk rate lol
You would shoo the mummies away…..
Well its not like they’re going to hurt me
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47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
I mean, I’m always obsessed with music. And food. And soda. And video games. But new obsessions? Not that I can think of.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Go back to bed I guess? Cause if they aren’t doing anything, then why should I need to worry. I guess I could shoo them out of my room or something. I don’t know. Mummies can’t really do anything anyway. They’re not as cool or interesting as things like vampires and werewolves and frankensteins.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Just everyone calm the fuck down and talk to each other for once. Stop the shouting. Also give me money.
The Giants didn’t get swept this weekend
Dan Uggla got swept this weekend
The losing pitcher should be Dan Uggla
■ literally what the fuck was the point of Uggla if they released Hicks
■ at least hicks could pick it at second
Yeah, let’s sign Dan Uggla who is basically Brandon Hicks without the defense
Fucking Dan Uggla that is little league shit
I would like to cordially invite Alfonso Marquez to eat a bag of dicks