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28/08/14 @ 11:07pm
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touch me with your doritos nacho cheese coated fingers
tasteslikelincecum

You’re disgusting

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i was tagged by tasteslikelincecum

Sam tagged me and she’s making me do this but I don’t have anyone to tag so THIS ENDS NOW

Rules:
1. Always post the rules

2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you.

3. Write 11 new ones

4. Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

My Answers:

  1. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

    Cookie dough or burnt cinnamon

  2. What do you think is the most important invention of all time?

    Yoga pants

  3. Do you think there is life on other planets?

    Of course

  4. Pepsi or coke?

    Coke

  5. If you could travel back in time, how far would you go?

    Not that far. Maybe like 10 years ago.

  6. How bad of an idea was the Barry Zito contract?

    A bad idea. He was already declining before the deal. 4 years would have been fine but 7 years for $126 million was absurd

  7. If you could have anything to eat right now what would it be?

    I dunno. I’m pretty content. Maybe some chips or something.

  8. Who is your role model?

    I dunno. Patrick Stump maybe? He’s cool. 

  9. Would you ever try anal? ;)

    I’ve never even had regular sex

  10. How cute am I on a scale from 1 to 10

    10. But only when you’re in your flag leggings. 

  11. Would you recommend me to a friend?

    No. You’re all mine. 

My Questions:

  1. Who are your top 5 favorite bloggers on this dumb website?
  2. Would you rather go back in time or forward in time?
  3. If you could live in any fictional universe what would it be?
  4. What is the first thing you remember seeing on the internet?
  5. What’s the worst thing you did in school?
  6. If you were a porn star what would be your name and why?
  7. Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be a master of all musical instruments?
  8. Is there a book you would like to see made into a movie?
  9. What place in America do you have no desire to travel too?
  10. Hands for boobs or boobs for hands?
  11. Ever got yo ass ate? ;)

I’m tagging Sam and Elizabeth cause I’m boring. 

wingeling tasteslikelincecum 

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Buster Posey hit a walkoff 2-run HR - August 27, 2014
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I need to be locked away

Someone stop me I literally bought these in the same transaction

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Oh god Romo is coming in

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bigleaguestew:

Greg Amsinger of MLB Network shows us how to celebrate when you’ve predicted a walk-off homer live on air from Buster Posey, then said walk-off homer is hit

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tasteslikelincecum replied to your post “tasteslikelincecum replied to your post:tasteslikelincecum replied to…”

i wish :( i was lonely last night without my big strong man

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27/08/14 @ 11:56pm
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leave

No. I’m in your house.

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tasteslikelincecum replied to your post: tasteslikelincecum said:2, 5, 7, …

never talk to me again

But you’re cute

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2, 5, 7, 10, 14, 16, 18, 21, 23, 30, 34, 36, 38, 51, 61, 65, 66 <3
tasteslikelincecum

2:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

All of the above

5:Are you interested in anyone right now?

Shrek

7:Do you want to be single?

I will if you ask me all these dumb questions

10:Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot

I realized I liked a sandwich a lot today

14:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

Do my cats count?

16:Think back five months ago, were you single?

No

18:Hold hands with anyone this week?

I shook hands with a nice dog

21:Do you miss anyone?

My Chemical Romance

23:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

I’ve never been kissed

30:How is your heart lately?

Bad probably. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food. 

34:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

Literally I’m talking to you right now you idiot I watched you send me these

36:Who did you last share a bed with?

Who do you think

38:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

Never been hugged either

51:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

This is so dumb what does this even mean

61:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it

Well if they don’t we’re gonna have a problem

65:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile

Steve Buscemi

66:Were your last three kisses from the same person?

The same cat

There. I answered all of those. I love you you geek ass nerd. For some reason. 

DO YOUR WORST

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?