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i was tagged by tasteslikelincecum
Sam tagged me and she’s making me do this but I don’t have anyone to tag so THIS ENDS NOW
1. Always post the rules
2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you.
3. Write 11 new ones
4. Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
- What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Cookie dough or burnt cinnamon
- What do you think is the most important invention of all time?
- Do you think there is life on other planets?
- Pepsi or coke?
- If you could travel back in time, how far would you go?
Not that far. Maybe like 10 years ago.
- How bad of an idea was the Barry Zito contract?
A bad idea. He was already declining before the deal. 4 years would have been fine but 7 years for $126 million was absurd
- If you could have anything to eat right now what would it be?
I dunno. I’m pretty content. Maybe some chips or something.
- Who is your role model?
I dunno. Patrick Stump maybe? He’s cool.
- Would you ever try anal? ;)
I’ve never even had regular sex
- How cute am I on a scale from 1 to 10
10. But only when you’re in your flag leggings.
- Would you recommend me to a friend?
No. You’re all mine.
- Who are your top 5 favorite bloggers on this dumb website?
- Would you rather go back in time or forward in time?
- If you could live in any fictional universe what would it be?
- What is the first thing you remember seeing on the internet?
- What’s the worst thing you did in school?
- If you were a porn star what would be your name and why?
- Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be a master of all musical instruments?
- Is there a book you would like to see made into a movie?
- What place in America do you have no desire to travel too?
- Hands for boobs or boobs for hands?
- Ever got yo ass ate? ;)
I’m tagging Sam and Elizabeth cause I’m boring.
Oh god Romo is coming in
i wish :( i was lonely last night without my big strong man
No. I’m in your house.
never talk to me again
But you’re cute
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2:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
All of the above
5:Are you interested in anyone right now?
7:Do you want to be single?
I will if you ask me all these dumb questions
10:Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot
I realized I liked a sandwich a lot today
14:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Do my cats count?
16:Think back five months ago, were you single?
18:Hold hands with anyone this week?
I shook hands with a nice dog
21:Do you miss anyone?
My Chemical Romance
23:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
I’ve never been kissed
30:How is your heart lately?
Bad probably. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food.
34:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Literally I’m talking to you right now you idiot I watched you send me these
36:Who did you last share a bed with?
Who do you think
38:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Never been hugged either
51:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
This is so dumb what does this even mean
61:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it
Well if they don’t we’re gonna have a problem
65:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile
66:Were your last three kisses from the same person?
The same cat
There. I answered all of those. I love you you geek ass nerd. For some reason.